never do these

Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed?
i dont do either

How are things between you and the person you like/love/are with?
awkward

Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?
im not a monster

What never fails to make you cry?
beyonces "halo" video and extreme home make over. never ever fails

Are you talkative?
yes

Do you know anyone with such a terribly annoying voice that you can't even stand it?
sorostitutes and that rasp voice they ALL have. dont get it

Who was the last girl you talked to?
my boss lady

Does anything on your body hurt right now?
unkle ankle

Are you currently frustrated with anybody?
never

Do you listen to love songs when your down?
i just pop in jay-z's 99 problems

Next vacation you're going on?
la!

Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
a floor with?

If you could have one thing right now, what would it be?
a one million dollar bill

Who in your phone has a heart after their name?
no one but someone has dyke after their name

Last time you were truly happy?
when i was 5

Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
whats that

What shirt are you wearing?
pumpkin shirt snow leopard leggings lol

How many pillows on your bed?
what are those

Who was the last person you took a photo of?
prob someone and gabe on his party cam

Who was the last person to text you?
a kitten

Where was the last place you went besides your house?
work

Has someone ever told you they love you and you didn’t say it back?
no i want to get laid too

What do you think your number 1 is doing right now?
i dont think i know she is hanging out with her boyfriend because thats all she does HUH

Is anything bothering you?
i lost a bet at work because i though a song was xtina and it wasnt :(

Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
my cat

Is anyone else in the room with you?
cats

Who was the last person you had a conversation with on the phone?
mr. movie phone

Can you recall the last time you sincerely liked someone a lot?
i dont do that

Would you be able to date someone who doesnt make you laugh?
i dont do that

What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
pena pena pena

Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
always

Let's test your memory, what color shirt were you wearing during your last kiss?
black

Do you say sexy a lot?
no but i should

What are your chances of getting with your crush?
i dont do that

Do you wanna fix anything with anyone?
a bike?

Do you get annoyed when you see someone you don't like?
i like everyone

Do you expect your ex to call or text you?
only to tell me he is pregnant

Are you going to have a good night?
yes

Whats some lyrics to the song your listening to?
its like raiiiiiiiiiiin on your wedding day, its a free riiiiiiiiiide when you already paid, its some good adviiiiiiiiiiice that you just didnt take, and who would have though it figuressssssss

What's wrong with you?
what

Do you have feelings?
beep boop boop beep no

Are you looking forward to anything?
2010. hate you 2009

What's one thing your tired of?
FOREVER 21