4:30am drunk wake up calls

i watched you while you slept and thought to myself, i am happy.

thrifting with tony today hopefully i can make some mad cash at buffalo. where is my little muffin maker? i have no room to talk.

all i know is i weighed 158 lbs today and im trying to get to 145 byyy maybeee my birthdayyy?? so i can have a sexy pool party or something at my pond. all i want is a lot of fruit at my party. like fruit everywhere. fruit cocktails, fruit and meat on the grill. you know.

here are some photos for you to enjoy from britts bday at our house.